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I actually have that exact image saved, but I’m on mobile right now. Also, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Whenever you have the chance I would appreciate the zombie on fire image. 

MY LAPTOP melted itself from the inside because HP makes terrible fans. It wasn’t exactly good timing either I had portfolio stuff to submit to colleges. 

BUT HOW ARE YOU ANYTHING NEW?

Bruh, you gotta milk those cookies and OJ until they kick you out.

Next time I’m going to sit there and grab all the rice krispie treats and follow your words. 

He has “dude” in his name, what don’t you understand?

I’m so sorry this didn’t hit me sooner 

omfg excuse u my Shiek game is too strong for you 
My roommate used to play it in college and I would just sit there cracking jokes the entire time. The game did not look fun.

It’s so bad.

I SAW IT. :(

Actually it’s a hero. Nice try.

Everyone is wrong

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LISTEN SIR i hope you did not shave because that wonderful beard would make a nice edition 

When I think of PA I think of drivers who come into MY STATE being all like “lol what’s a turn signal? Right-of-way? Never heard of it. Jughandles? Nah, I’ll just swerve across three lanes of traffic and make an illegal left!”

Alright Mr. Jersey maybe I’m just trying to find my way outta there BUT WAIT I FORGOT. I GOTTA PAY TO LEAVE THE STATE. How about people coming up to have a good time in the mountains? Sunday drivers, you love gawking at the deer? We don’t have time for your 5mph business around that curve.

Maybe she’s a DDR announcer “MARVELOUS” “P-P-P-PERFECT” “200 COMBO” “UNBELIEVABLE” “300 COMBO” “YOU’RE NOT AN ORDINARY FELLA”
I will join your crusade. We must stop this menace.

Going to bring the weight lifting guy to help me out. 

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

I thought you were Dale from the Walking Dead for a while.

I have many faces. 

My least favorite Animorph after Cassie.