vinegod:

The #forestnymph still hasn’t found his berries :/ But he made friends :D by Gio Volpe

i feel like it’s bad luck to change my url at this point

dewittbooker:

people who manage to keep the same url/theme for more than a month are strong and inspiring and should not be messed with



Track: Tightrope
Artist: Janelle Monáe Feat. Big Boi
Album: The ArchAndroid

sethlikesmusic:

Tightrope - Janelle Monáe Feat. Big Boi

i never waap alone

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

seventypercentethanol:

next gen commander and his tactician.

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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I JUST PULLED A HANGNAIL

I am the STRONGEST 

fanduhmbs:

fanduhmbs:

I like to pretend that I am a wilderness survival guide and all of my followers are people I’m trying to keep alive stranded in the wild and every time I loose a follower they were eaten by bears.

"follow me if you want to live"

A long time ago when I was 12 my grandmother took me to DIsney World. But the same day I got there, my glasses broke so my 3 days there I couldn’t see Disney world.

It didn’t hit me till I saw all blurry Stitch and then I cried