Last time I talked to an Amish person they were trying to sell me their goat

ass-full-of-cass:

idgits-in-the-impala:

ava-ire-girl-on-fire:

lawnpirates:

"50 State Steryotypes (in 2 Minutes)"

omg arkansas

THE NH ONE IS SO TRUE THOUGH LIKE HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW

The Michigan one is 100% spot on

definitely the Michigan one

I’m pretty sure I’m going to end up moving in the South for a job and I don’t know how I feel about that

mspoop:

arcanine for skillzyo

genarowlands:

♪ real human being and a real hero ♪

gaysociallink:

hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in

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and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands

I should probably know more about where I’m from

Anonymous asked: Where are you from? The Appalachia?

The Pocono Mountains. We’re usually grouped with the Appalachian, but I’m not too sure on that 

I was tagged by lordgaramonde to write five things about myself:

1. I use to play the violin.

2. I have a black lab that wakes me up 8 in the morning to go for walks. She’s weird and hugs me with her paws. 

3. I live on a mountain with bears that regularly hang out in my yard.

4. Tea is my favorite, I use the white pine up here to make it too.

5. I love hockey, it’s the best sport to watch at home or at the rink. 

joeymccormick:

A massive golem. 

toopsy:

PSA: DONT TREAT RETAIL WORKERS LIKE NPCS

outofsteparts:

REBLOG GIVEAWAY!!! 

There has been a lot of stuff going on at Out of Step Arts here in the last little bit. I’ve been adding new books and original art to the store, you can buy shirts with designs from the artists in the OOSA Bodega, and now, the OOSA Print Shop is open where you can buy high quality print-on-demand fine art Giclee prints. We have several prints available already and we’ll be adding more all of the time, including some from a few of our friends!

So to help get the word out about all of these great things being offered to you by the OOSA artists and to celebrate our upcoming 3-year anniversary, I want to give you an opportunity to get free stuff! It’s easy, all you have to do is share this post.  

How it works:

  • Anyone who reblogs this post will be entered for a chance to win a free print from the Print Shop. “Likes” are appreciated, but they won’t get you entered in the contest.
  • On 8/1/14, I’ll randomly select three (3) people as winners. Winners will be notified via Tumblr, so be sure you have your ask or mail features activated. 
  • The three people selected will let me know which print they want based on what is in the Print Shop at the time the contest ends. We have currently have 7 prints, but plan on adding more. (*Some restrictions may apply, but I doubt it.)
  • I’ll mail you your print for free worldwide! Winners will not incur any costs or fees.  
  • If the person(s) selected cannot be contacted via tumblr, do(es) not respond timely, or declines, another person(s) will be be chosen.

Not bad for clicking a button, huh? 

Out of Step Arts features Alexis Ziritt, Nathan Fox, Logan Faerber, Ming Doyle, Andrew MacLean, Toby Cypress, Liz Suburbia, Paul Maybury, Chris Visions and Greg Ruth. 

You can find OOSA on Twitter, Instagram and online at www.outofsteparts.com.

Thanks for getting the word out about OOSA. Your help is certainly appreciated. Good luck!

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles) ←

I’m so glad my major doesn’t require painting