May 2013
My friend left her shirt in my bag.
Well guess what I’m wearing tomorrow.
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rodneykong:
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98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
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iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
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jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
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fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
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beyoncebeytwice:
its not a real holiday unless it gets me out of school
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Last week it was snowing and now it hit 90 degrees.
No…
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I’m so tired of baked goods and sweets in general
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My computer’s battery is going to die
I’m going to die
I had my bake sale today and minus the expenses I put into it, my friend and I raised $5.21 for the firehouse.
I live in the middle of nowhere so that’s pretty good.
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witchofpuns replied to your post: One day I’ll die, and that’s okay as long as you…
ill eat ur ashes
thank you
One day I’ll die, and that’s okay as long as you keep me out of an urn
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Everything’s all right in this post
I almost got my hand caught in the industrial mixer and I spilled boiling raspberry filling on my arms
gotta fight for that grade
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I have my senior project tomorrow and after this I’m mentally done with school
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When I was little I grew up with my dad and now he’s at the base all the time
so it kinda sucks here
I made my ma a muffin and she just says she doesn’t want it and slams the door in my face
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in-castiel-we-trust:
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jared is basically the size of a door
I looked at this and looked at my door like 5 times…
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
I bought this flash drive and it’s like a little baby
its a little blue baby
betterbemeta:
There are two kinds of people
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Me: I'm sitting in the car with this girl's boyfriend by myself to get to her house so if something happens you know who to point to.
Mary: Oh god
Me: Also we're taking the route towards Moosic, so my body will probably be somewhere there
Mary: I'm informing the police now
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I had a dream once that there was only a handful of people left on earth and we were held up in a tower thing that kept these weird infected things out. Everyone except me and this other guy went into a frenzy and started killing each other and they got me pretty bad. The guy was trying to help me but he only knew basic stuff so I was just bleeding out pretty bad on a bed. He put a...
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I can’t play Pandemic 2, Madagascar and Argentina like to close their borders early.
I’m downloading the demo of Among the Sleep and playing with two of my buddies at night
that should be fun
I’m just going to bake everything I can so I don’t have to make flyers
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I kinda want to make garlic knots now
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I don’t have powdered sugar so they’re not going to have a glaze
whatever
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I’m going to make cinnamon buns instead of making flyers for this bake sale
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