Cup of tea?

ACCEPTABLE. I AM READY TO SAIL THE DELAWARE IN THE DEAD OF WINTER. SOMEONE GET ME A MUSKET.

WILL IT HAVE GEORGE WASHINGTON’S FACE ON IT?????

It’ll be George Washington as the statue of liberty on the front 

I WANT A THREE POINTED HAT.

WHOEVER goes gets a free t-shirt 

When my dad came back from Egypt I expected amazing stories on the things he got to see.

No he told me the Nile had a bunch of garbage and diapers in it. 

boxer-briefed:

Pteropus vampyrus

The Malayan Fruit Bat 

You can buy T-shirts and prints here!!

http://society6.com/CourtneyScriven/Pteropus-vampyrus_T-shirt#11=49&4=81

He called me crazy but this is coming from the guy who threw dummies off the roofs in Philly just to scare people 

meladoodle:

*runs up to newborn baby* ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR YOUR CAR INSURANCE

Mary can’t swim so we have to put 50 life jackets on her and a duckie 

Carissa, Teez, Kira and I are going down the Delaware river in a homemade raft you can’t tell me any different

Mary is going to build a raft with me

Please stop

I know a hippy mechanic down the street maybe he’ll give me some inner tubes 

I’m going to tell my Dad I want to build a raft and he’ll either use all his contacts to help me out or laugh in my face